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Kerwyn delivers a joke submitted by Chris from Virginia.
What did one math book say to the other math book???
Boy do I have a lot of problems
What kind of bagel knows how to fly
a plain bagel
What do you call a fish with 2 knees
2 knee fish……
Why did it get hot in the stadium after the game?
all the fans left
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was “duck taped” to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross half way across the road and stop?
It wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For some “fowl” reason.
What did the Lone Ranger sing on the way to the dump?
“To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump!”
Have you ever seen geese fly in a v-shape in the sky?
Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?
A: that side has more geese in it!!
Two aliens walked into a space bar……
When the alien left the gym, why did he walk into the space bar?
He forgot to duck!!
When the duck left the gym, why did he walk into the space bar?
That’s where he was meeting the alien.
Why did Jim leave the alien? He was meeting the duck at the space bar.
It’s so cold in Albany, NY, this winter that when I try to tell a one-liner my mouth freezes shut half-way through it.
What did God tell Moses to do when he told him he had a headache? Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
What did God tell Mose to do when he told him he had a headache? God told him to take two tablets and call him in the morning.
Sorry,, that should be Moses
Do chickens throw rubber humans?
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