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Kerwyn delivers a joke submitted by Dave from Chicago Ridge.
Boo. It was tearable.
Great show Saturday nite…..keep up the good (?) work .
Did you hear about the novel about the missing Monopoly pieces? It’s called A Pair a Dice Lost
That was a real Groaner;;
Tearable joke, but winner, winner CHICKEN Dinner with the May 14th showing of “The Incredible Shrinking Man”. Haven’t seen it in years. Those were the type of movies I used to see as a kid at the Rahway, N.J. Movie House. Two movies for a 50 cent ticket. Mom or Dad would give you a dollar and you’d meet up with your friends, hit the candy store for penny candy and settle in for the afternoon. There was always this kid who couldn’t come up with the 50 cents, he’d return soda/beer bottles for the deposit and still be short. He was always borriowng a dime or two. You’d have to carry him until he hit a payday, like a birthday, Christmas, raking leaves soveling snow etc.. Me and my fiend would shovel a driveway/sidewalk for a dollar or raked leaves out to the street then the man would come out a burn them. My neighbor Butch was an usher and sometimes he’d get you in for free. I wanted to be an usher but I had no political connections. Butchie’s Dad was a cop.
Hey Tom Stritt, you and your FIEND would shovel driveways? I guess having a Balrog buddy would come in handy at times.
Hey Joe Herring, haha! good joke there. Funny stuff!!! I guess that was the novel by Milton Bradley.
Tom Stritt, those are indeed some great memories! Great fun! It reminds me of when I was a kid during the summer and my friends and I would go to the theater on Friday nights and Saturday nights and get buttered popcorn, payday candy bars and Coca-Cola and watch double feature movies like “The Food of the Gods” and “The Land That Time Forgot.”
Mike B… You procured buttered popcorn 25c + 10c , Coke 10c & a payday 10c. Sixty cents, were your parents rich? Everytime I passed the concession stand in the lobby & smelled that popcorn and saw all that candy under the lit up displace case, I would say someday. If I wanted to buy a new pink rubberball to play stickball with I’d only get a 5c Sugar Daddy at the candy store, they took a licking & kept on ticking. When I became of “age’ & took a girl to the movies & she wanted popcorn & ice cream Bons Bons I freaked. But when I got back to my seat & got a kiss my life changed. The rest of my life It was booze, broads & gambling, the rest of my money I blew on useless stuff.
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